Fast Five Shorts: A Splash Of Coconut Milk Lightning Round
In the latest edition of Omni Talk’s Retail Fast Five, sponsored by the A&M Consumer and Retail Group, Avalara, Mirakl, Ownit AI, and Ocampo Capital Chris Walton and Anne Mezzenga discuss: A Splash Of Coconut Milk Lightning Round
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Transcript
Tomorrow, Starbucks is eliminating the extra charge for milk alternatives, which will cost the coffee giant an estimated $1 billion a year and save its customers 10% off their drinks.
Speaker A:What non dairy drink will you be getting to celebrate it?
Speaker B:Ooh, and easy, easy, easy.
Speaker B:Iced coffee.
Speaker B:Grande iced coffee with a splash of coconut milk.
Speaker B:That's what I'm going to do.
Speaker B:I'm going to put a splash of coconut milk.
Speaker A:So you're not even going to make the barista put the non dairy milk in.
Speaker A:You're going to do it.
Speaker B:Splash the coconut and splash the coconut.
Speaker B:That's what I'm going to do myself at the condiment bar.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And probably make a huge mess because you know, I have a history of spilling coffee everywhere I go, especially on expensive rugs at Friends of Ours Place of business.
Speaker B:All right, tops.
Speaker B:The famed baseball card maker is partnering with the Westminster Kennel Club to release a line of cards named Stars of the show which feature champion pooches from the names with the names of like Sage the Miniature Poodle to Trumpet the Blood.
Speaker B:Those are real names.
Speaker B:And what breed of pooch would you most want in the first pack of Stars of the show that you opened?
Speaker A:Okay, I guess a mini golden doodle like for my little kid who loves like he'll probably be.
Speaker A:We're gonna have so many of these dog baseball cards in our lives in no time.
Speaker A:I just know it.
Speaker A:He loves so much though.
Speaker B:What would.
Speaker B:What would said name of mini golden doodle be?
Speaker B:And do you have that picked out yet as well?
Speaker B:I'm curious.
Speaker B:I don't want to put you on the spot, but I feel like it's an appropriate question, dog dawg.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Yeah, that actually makes sense.
Speaker B:I like that.
Speaker B:I like that for you.
Speaker A:Oh, God.
Speaker A:All right, Chris.
Speaker A:Last weekend's SNL featured Pete Davidson purchasing a questionable gallon of milk set in a cooler among room temperature.
Speaker A:Any drinks?
Speaker A:Energy drinks from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station.
Speaker B:Chris.
Speaker A:What is the Chris Walton equivalent of buying milk from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station?
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:Oh, this one's so easy for me.
Speaker B:And I once bought a hot dog off a roller from the downtown Minneapolis target at like 2:30 in the afternoon.
Speaker B:Oh, I did it once and I will never ever do it again.
Speaker B:In fact, and I will never eat a hot dog again.
Speaker B:I swear to God.
Speaker B:I've not had a hot dog since Sense.
Speaker B:I will not eat hot dogs.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker A:Why did you eat.
Speaker A:Why would you choose that?
Speaker A:You're.
Speaker A:I was there another Option.
Speaker B:I was craving hot dogs for some weird reason, because I don't even generally like hot dogs, but I was craving it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So I knew where I could get when I was working downtown on a Saturday, which tells you a little bit about me and my personality.
Speaker B:And I decided to go get a hot dog off the roller and.
Speaker B:Yeah, no, I.
Speaker B:I can never, ever, ever go back, Ann.
Speaker B:It was.
Speaker B:It was not a good experience.
Speaker B:So that is my.
Speaker B:That is my buying Dwayne milk from the Duane Reed at the Port Authority bus Station analogy.
Speaker A:Oh, no, thank you.
Speaker B:I know, right?
Speaker B:All right, last one.
Speaker B:A new Oregon Trail action comedy movie is in development at Apple.
Speaker B:And I don't.
Speaker B:Did you play Oregon Trail?
Speaker B:And I'm curious, what was your favorite part about playing it as a kid?
Speaker A:I was just.
Speaker A:When I was like, if I think about Oregon Trail, I remember, like, the beep, beep, beep, you know, where, like, your carriage is slowly out on the green screen, black and green screen, like, going into the river, and then you.
Speaker A:You are dead.
Speaker A:You've drowned.
Speaker A:This is over the river.
Speaker B:Yeah, that was the part I remember, too, the river part.
Speaker B:Like when you're fording the stream, right.
Speaker B:That's what, like.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:So you have to be like, what are you going to get rid of in your cart?
Speaker A:What are you going to leave behind?
Speaker A:What animals are you going to leave behind so that you can float across the stream and we always drown.
Speaker B:Yeah, that.
Speaker B:That and dysentery.
Speaker B:The second dysentery drop of the show, Ed.
Speaker B:That was the other thing I remember.
Speaker B:I always died of dysentery, you know, and.
Speaker B:And had to go out hunting and shooting little squirrels and stuff.
Speaker B:I think that's what.
Speaker A:Now we know what dysentery is.
Speaker A:We can thank Oregon Trail in our childhood for that, right?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:And it's really the only time I ever use that word, so it's probably why it was top of mind before.
